Man's 9 Inch Limp Penis Thought To Be A Weapon By TSA Agents In San Francisco

Jonah Falcon was stopped by a TSA agent in San Francisco and searched because of a large, "very noticeable bulge" in his pants that authorities thought was a weapon. Come to find out it was his 9 inch limp penis. When asked what the bulge was Falcon replied, "It's my d!ck", he told the Huffington Post. He said "they put powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives". Falcon said he's surprised that San Francisco hadn't seen "big ones" more often and that he'd wear biker shorts the next time to avoid the hassle. He didn't miss his flight. #Damn. I'm at a loss for words...What say you?